Tuscany 122 is awesome.

After many days of planning my apartments greatest performance took place tonight. A few months back my apartment stole a giant beloved jenga from our good friends in Rockland 311. They were very unhappy that it was gone because it was their apartment "thing". We proceeded to give it back to them piece by piece over one week. We started by frosting several pieces like a cake and leaving it on their doorstep. We also threw a few pieces into the Rockland pool, taped a few of them to some statues on the round-about close to our apartments, put them next to books in the library (providing them with a book list of course!), and left the rest at the famous Idaho pitstop Big Juds. The entire week we had many close calls and were constantly worried that we would be caught and pranked within an inch of our lives! We were all so relieved when we finally got rid of the whole thing and were also excited because they had no idea it was us and we figured that they would never ever find out. Well about a week ago we found out that our ward was having a talent show. We thought it might be funny to impersonate our friends in in 311 because they are all very quirky guys with some pretty original compulsions. In writing our skit we realized how funny it would be if we finally revealed that we were the self-titled "Skanky Jenga Gankers!". We wrote the skit, borrowed the jenga from them, and spent a week secretly stealing articles of clothing from them. As I said before, tonight was our performance, and we rocked it! They were pretty shocked that we had done such a good job of impersonating them and even more shocked that it was us that had taken the jenga! I'm sure they are already scheming a way to get back at us. We probably deserve it. I had the opportunity to play the other half of my brain, Scotty, and let me just say it was the most fun I've had in a long time! It's funny how when you spend enought time with someone how you pick up on their weird little mannerisms. By weird I mean individualistic, since I know that Scotty is going to be one of the only people to read this anyway. That and brandilyn when she is too bored to make teacup candles!

Circus in 20 days!

this morning i felt particularly greasy. that is probably because brandilyn and i went to jack in the box at like 11 o'clock last night. it's a good thing she got married because i was on the road to obesity with all the late night pasta parties and milkshake runs. instead i spend my time drinking enormous 50 cent horkelys sodas (aka getting drunk), complaining about everything with scotty, and watching michelle pick apart rice cakes with her boney fingers, and having an amazing time with my kick-a roommates. i don't know why God decided to smile upon my apt this semester but i guess he got tired of putting the craziest people possible tuscany 122. last night we watched Fun With Dick and Jane which made me miss my best bud, bryan. he gets back from his mission in Buenos Aires, Argentina in like 9 months. Its hard to believe that he has been gone for more than a year. time flies when you're in the middle of nowhere.

this has already lost its novelty

i found a dollar on my bed today. it had a note on it that said, "for last night". i don't know what i did last night. everyone in my apartment is singing about their little lights.